Monday, January 6, 2025

the spark inside (kiddykore kontinuum)


 Chuck Eddy's fave single of 2024 -  "The Spark"  by Kabin Crew & Lisdoonvarna Crewfrom Knocknaheeny, Cork.

The entire post-98 quarter-century-long enshittification of drum + bass redeemed at a stroke. It was all worth it.

Kids + Breaks reminded me of this inevitably


The rapping though - as an example of Very White Rapping + high energy dance beat (the breaks are not very breaksy, more bouncy - ultra-linear NRG surge)  makes "The Spark" seem more like an outcrop of  this kind of thing and this kind of thing.




Blimey there's a whole bunch of this stuff featuring children - as performers, and prominently in the videos




"nee-naw nee-naw ... the bobbies coming / let's get running" - surprised this is still current slang for the police (it's as ancient as calling them the Peelers) 


Little crims (is there really a market for knocked-off dustcaps?)

"Mush" is a real throwback piece of slang - I remember that being a term used on Till Death Do Us Part.


Bleak vistas of new built Britain - and shrouded in fog too. 




The parent-in-me is troubled by just how many of these kids on these dirt bikes and quad bikes - doing alarming skids and backwheelies - are not wearing helmets


Many, many of these bassline + rapping tunes seem to be set on this same bike run  



Something a bit unsettling about all these pre-pubes acting gangsta -

"Been a baller since nursery"

"Ten years old and makin' wages"

"I don't wanna work, I'm a full-time G...  I like Nike and Max on my sneakers / truth is, I don't like my teachers

"Thirteen, making my own paper"

"I go school but I don't really need ta / Cos I got more money than all my teachers"

Little G's - and ladeez men too

"Let's take it step by step as we're only ten years old"



That's some haircut.


Like the comic strip styling of the video - puts it squarely in the Cartoon Continuum as well as the Toytown Techno lineage





MC Chippy seems to be a sort of Fagin-like figure with all these Artful Dodgers





Back to where we started... and which by default (not really been keeping track of tracks) is now my Single of the Year too




You can practically smell the Chicken McNuggets wafting off this 

The backing adlibs give off an unruly classroom, hapless supply teacher vibe. 

Only thing that mars is that whole "chase your dream" motivational thing....    find it disheartening how early these ideas are ingrained nowadays....  manifest your desire  replacing the manifesto as party program, privatized hope displacing collective advance 



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