https://www.jgballard.ca/criticism/jgblostnovel.html
"My purpose was simple: to catch the feel, the pulse of rock, as I had lived through it. What I was after was guts, and flash, and energy, and speed" - NIK COHN - ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When the music was new and had no rules" -LUNA C
Tuesday, September 30, 2025
Thursday, September 25, 2025
RIP Chris Hill
Reposting this blog from earlier in the year about the British funk scene of the 1970s in which deejay Chris Hill was a prime instigator
Fascinating 1980 program presented by Danny Baker, who fiercely argued in the pages of the NME at that time for jazz-funk as the real-deal music c.f. the constipated faux-funk of A Certain Ratio and Gang of Four, and here takes the battle to the television screen.
In the program, he just uses the word "funk", though.
Bunch of things that jumped out at me
1/ The self-conscious organization of the scene around tribes - a local squad or crew like Frontline from Brixton - who then at the dances amalgamate into a mega-tribe, which deejay Chris Hill here describes as the Family. The tribes have their own regalia - sometimes T-shirts with the tribe name, sometimes some other goofy identifying element - and they also often bring banners that they drape over the balcony at the venue.
2/ You would tend to think of U.K. working class scenes oriented around black-music to be very much about style and elegance. What surprised me about the Funk All-Dayers captured here is how amiably uncool the dancing and the general larking about is.... It's very much not in the tradition of Mod, it's not about a Face dancing alone in this moat of personal space.... the deejays exhort and entrain the crowd to all kinds of daft behaviour that is collective and synchronised.... they seem to be consciously trying to create the crowd-body consciousness, like in spectator sports with the Mexican wave... Then there's individual kids who take off all their clothes.... a wonderfully silly mass sing-along 'n' dance to the Ovalteenies theme (you'll recognise that from Mark Leckey's Fiorucci Made Me Hardcore - "we're happy girls and boys"). And perhaps most bizarre of all - a fad for building human pyramids on the dancefloor (something I've only ever seen at Enter Shikari shows).
As Hill explains - again it's interesting just how self-conscious he is about how it all works as a subcultural machinery - the get-away Weekends at Caister and other seaside resorts are about escalating this sense of the scene as a world unto itself. A world where normal rules of behaviour get suspended and overturned in a carnivalesque fashion (not to put too Bakhtinian a spin on it though -it is also rather Club 18-30). "Pride and dignity", the soul-boy ethos, doesn't come into it. But it's also very different from how people danced and behaved on the Northern Soul scene.
3/ The other thing that came across was that the fervour seems to be somewhat out of proportion to the music... Now I love funk, indeed particularly at this time (early 80s) I loved it with a convert's fetishistic passion - but while I wouldn't describe myself as a connoisseur, I always felt that the jazz-funk, especially the UK offerings but most of the US imports then too, tended to be a bit bantamweight. There are some great tunes but there's a lot of slick 'n' tepid. I put that down to the same dynamic on the Northern scene where there's a fetish for obscurity. Instead of rare soul singles that were barely released in 1965 or whenever, in the jazz funk scene it seems to be about a deep cut on an import album, something tucked away on side 2 of a Tom Browne or Grover Washington Jr LP.
But perhaps the music is simply a pretext for identity, a trigger for fervour, an excuse to mobilize.
Still, it's a little weird when Hill says that after going to a weekend away in Great Yarmouth, the kids become fully committed, like "they've been on a campaign. And the music is a crusade".
Tuesday, September 23, 2025
Monday, September 1, 2025
Those Horny "Horns"
If I was to make an inventory of My Favorite Sounds in Dance Music.... high up would be the horn sounds in UK garage.
"Horns" - because they are nearly always done with synths. The timbre is obviously ersatz and the "action", in terms of playing, is not quite right.
But in this case, they are vastly preferable to the Real Thing. Imagine how awful it would be to have actual saxophonists or trumpeters playing on UK garage tracks!
Oh I know there's the odd example of real soloing and indeed the main one that springs to mind - the musky, languid sax on Groove Chronicles' "Stone Cold" - is great.
But generally the horns in UKG are completely synthetic and all the better for it.
It's one of the defining features of speed garage and 2step, right up there with the woody drum sounds and those xylo-bass percusso-riffs.
I think what I like about the sound is precisely the sophistication-on-the-cheap quality.
They also contribute to the sultry sexiness of the genre.
But because they are played on a keyboard, they have a particular function: parping vamps that propel the groove along, just like every other single musical element in the mix.
But what is he talking about, you are saying?
There's also a two-note horn vamp in their "It's My House (The Bashment Mix)", from about 48 seconds in.
Another example: the Steve Gurley remix of Baffled Republic's "Things Are Never" - again, just a micro-riff, kicking in about 1.31, Really just a kind of thickening agent to the hyper-syncopated stew.
In this immortally insane track by Stephen Emmanuel presents Colours, a single shrill note of horn - more a beep than a parp - punctuates the madness repeatedly. Jump in at about 47 seconds. And it's particularly clear from 1.50 when the track strips down.
Here in Echo Ltd 9's "Happy Times", there's more of a developed melodic role - starting at about 2.14 - but still mechanistic
Conversely, Dreem Teem's remix of Amira's "My Desire" is largely horn-free but then there's an odd little stunted solo at around 3.56
The Ramsey & Fen remix of Fabulous Baker Boys' "Oh Boy" has an almost-solo coming in at 3 minutes on the dot - and then 3.44, recurs with some slightly different vampige.
Sort of makes me think of an animatronic jazz band...
This Grant Nelson production starts a parpin' at 47 seconds... the horn is basically doing the same sort of job as the "organ" pulse
A modern example, ominously titled "Sax", does indeed deliver at cheesy solo of sorts at 4.30
Can't tell if that's a real horn or still the keyboard approach... A keyboard, I think.
Either way, yeuuch
See, what I like about this kind of thing is that it gestures at jazz but doesn't deliver it
"Jazz" in air quotes.
"Jazzy" is good in Nuum... actual jazz, not so much. The methodologies don't gel.
In all these UKG tunes, the jazziness is subordinated entirely to the groove function.
It's also almost always a chirpy, cheerful, extrovert sound. There's none of the blues aspect of saxophone, the sensual melancholy. It's a brisk, get-busy sort of feeling.
Another thing is the eerieness or just off-ness that occurs when an instrumental sound is played on a keyboard, rather than the sounding mechanism of whatever instrument it is meant to be: strings and horsehair with a violin, brass and fiddly little stops and fingertips with horns (not forgetting the embouchure of the blower).
With the UKG horns, the attack and decay of the sound is wrong. ("Envelope", is that the term?)
But this wrongness then becomes its own kind of rightness.
A similar thing happens with the Mellotron and the Chamberlin (its precursor instrument). Brief swatches of instrumental timbre - brass or woodwind or strings or whatever - are on loops of tape that are triggered by a keyboard. So you have a trumpet or a cello sound but they are played pianistically. Very much proto-sampler, except it's like a Fairlight that only has the preset, built-in timbres, it doesn't have the ability for the user to make new samples.
The classic example of this natural-sound-made-denatured, as heard in all sorts of dance music is vocal samples arrayed on a keyboard and played in a clearly not-what-a-mouth-and-lungs-would-do way
But the estrangement effect works just as well as with instruments that aren't made of flesh and sinew, the external instruments as it were.
See also that other hallmark of the nuum: pizzicato "string" parts.
Even more horny horn examples.
Actually this one, by Doolally, "Straight To The Heart", at 1.46, is different. It's much more like 2-Tone and the trombone sound in ska. With a bit of dubby reverb on it at points.
More in the classic UKG parptastic mode: Nu-Birth, "Anytime", from 2 minutes in.
In the Somore, a voice seems to be saying "blow your horn" - sampled from some classic American garage track, maybe?
See, I had been hoping that this was some unique UKG invention, but of course it turns out that the first to do the fake-sax are your American maestro progenitors, like Masters At Work
Okay, then, like always, the Americans start it.
But, like almost always, the Brits take it further.
That would apply to the vocal cut-ups, the hard-swung woodblock snares, too.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
And of course - American sourced, yet a UKG cornerstone, and saxy - there's this
That, I'm almost certain, is real saxophone - there's a lightness of touch to it, and inflection, that's entirely absent from UKG hornery,
Which is usually sort of stubby, is the word I would use to describe those parped toots.
It's real sax in "Gabriel" but I wonder if it is sampled or whether Roy Davis got someone in to play it.
^^^^^^^^^^^
Started pondering the mystery of the UKG horn and what it connotes while watching this objectively poorly executed doc that is just about worth sitting through for the snippets of old footage...
Friday, August 29, 2025
A History of Hardcore (the Other Hardcore)
Saturday, August 23, 2025
MAXIMUM BOOST (MADE IN LONDON)
Initially read "Mc BRISK" as McBrisk - as in a Scottish name, rather than MC Brisk as in an MC
Sunday, August 17, 2025
plenty more fish in the sea for meeeeeeee
Sourced in "It's Over" by The Funk Master - main sample is at 1.56 - "not a little girl anymore / used to be the one I adore / but there's plenty more fish in the sea / for meee".
What do you know, the Funk Master tune was actually a Top Ten hit in the UK
Chris Macfarlane, true hardcore hero and Exhibit A in the Case for Nuumological Continuumity
A playlist I made of his entire uuurrrvvvv (near as dammit anyway - 164 tunes + remixes) running through hardcore, jungle, UKG, 2step
Wonder what he's doing now...
Saturday, August 9, 2025
Love Island as Outpost of the Nuum
An instrumental that lies somewhere between UKG and Deep Tech - it sounds a bit like if an Eski-era grime producer decided to make a house track.
Then there's some of the musical guests on the show, who have either been pure Nuum - Craig David - or Nuum-adjacent (Katy B, Tinie Tempah).
And then there is the fact that Chris & Kem, from the third season of Love Island, revealed an ability to rap in the Talent Show episode of that 2017 season.
This resulted in their recording a not-bad-at-all grime-ish single that incorporates Love Island-slang and which reached #15 in the charts.
"Little Bit Leave It" came out on Relentless, the UK garage label. Nuumtastic!
Stormzy also made a non-musical appearance in the 2017 season, with a video clip apologizing for a tweet about one of the prominent female contestants. He also gave tips to Kem & Chris about their MC-ing technique: "I can give you advice about the raps - you can't use the phones".
Certain contestants over the years have actually been performers in "urban" bands as singers or backing dancers (e.g. Cach, from the winning couple this year).
Well, Marcel - who's been in it twice, through being in an All Stars season - was in Blazin' Squad, a British rap group who scored a bunch of hits. They started out as a garage rap group: their debut release "Standard Flow" came with remixes from DND and Ras Kwarme and Horsepower, on the label Weighty Plates. You can't get much more Nuum Nuum Nuummy than that.
And how about this with rrrrrrrginal junglists Origin Unknown?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
How about that season finale then?
They should really have bent the rules and allowed two girls to count as a couple, given that Toni and Shakira were clearly the stars of the season and theirs is the true love story here.
Toni has the best tone and cadence since Liza Minelli.
In another era, some impresario would have spotted Shakira's incandescence and whisked her off to Elstree - or more likely, given her gumption, she'd have made her own way to Hollywood, like Cary Grant and other Brits did did. There she'd have been screen-tested and put through the studio system finishing school (what a shame though for elocution to override that delicious accent) and emerged as a star.
If she can half-way act, it could still happen.
More likely, in this day and age, she'll be famous for being herself, a public personality.
With any luck, she'll drift from entertainment into politics and sort out all our problems.
Tuesday, July 29, 2025
deep deep inside (Hardrive Continuum)
Barbara Tucker diva loop - brilliantly stuttered and ghostified - is taken from what might well be my favorite house track that isn't by Todds Terry or Edwards
sourced deeper
Friday, July 18, 2025
top ranking two-step
Thursday, July 10, 2025
The True Oasis (Hertscore Continuum)
Oaysis - from St Albans!
Part of the Hertscore Continuum!
Outposts in Stevenage, Hertford itself, Hitchin ...
Labels like Moving Shadow, Candidate and PM Records....
Photek, Source Direct...
Omni Trio obviously
2 Bad Mice / Kaotic Chemistry....
Gappa G and Hypa Hypa, from Luton
Who played on a pirate called Perception FM, out of Luton / Hitchin area
As did DJ Concrete
And to my surprise there were other pirate radio stations in Hertfordshire
Via RollDaBeats forum, ancient post
Mad FM
freq: 90.6
area: Hertfordshire
broadcast out of Hertford town centre
known years running: 1990/1-1993
basic style genre: Oldskool
known dj's: 2 Stoned crew (2 bad mice in disguise), dj lucky, dj active, dj duffy
Frequency FM
freq: 101.4fm
area: Hertfordshire
known years running: 1991-1993
basic style genre: Oldskool
known dj's: DJ Legacy (myself), DJ Twist, DJ Nitemare, DJ Donny P, DJ Shiva
Got bust when the aerial got blown down in high winds.
(and this one, shrouded a bit in non-knowledge)
Unknown FM
freq: 108.0 fm
area: Hertfordshire (not 100% though)
known years running : no idea
basic style genre: no idea
known dj's: no idea
And what do you know, just this morning Droid alerts me to this release by Justice and Metro, a mini-LP titled PRESSURE 101.5 FM-Luton Pirate Memories.
It's actually from a few years ago and is woven out of old pirate adverts and jingles - info about long-lost record shops and club nights in the Luton and Dunstable area.
"J and M takes us on a journey back to the 90's and compile Pirate radio adverts from their local station Pressure FM. The flip is a track inspired by the sounds being broadcast around the rave era."
Hark at the well spoken voices in the adverts... big up the bourgeoisie! big shout going out to the middle class massive!
"Right of admission is reserved - and this is a drug-free zone" - yeah pull the other one, luv!
1. Pressure EZ 03:41
2. 101.5 Skit 01:04
3. Last track from me..... 00:32
4. Soul Sense 00:26
5. Mad Dog Birthday Rave 00:49
6. Soundz Wicked 00:37
7. Gatsby's Hair Dressing 00:32
8. Pressure Zone 00:43
9. Ozone 2 01:15
10. 33 studio 00:38
https://modernurbanjazz.bandcamp.com/album/pressure-1015-fm-luton-pirate-memories
Saturday, July 5, 2025
Got No Room for Ravers
Samples Small Faces's "Lazy Sunday"!
The bit about his grumpy next-doors objecting to the noise of loud fun - "wouldn't it be nice to get on wiv' me neighbours? / but they make it very clear they've got no room for ravers"
Features the phrase "mustn't grumble" - the soul of Englishness (pre-ravers, at any rate) quintessenced
There is also a blink-and-you'll-miss-it comb-and-paper quotation of a Stones song - "Satisfaction" it says at Wikipedia, although it sounds almost more like "Let's Spend the Night Together" to me
I should have put "Lazy Sunday" in my list of Greatest Number Twos
The album as a whole I've never quite clicked with except for the opening title track with its amazing colorized bass and phased drums and keyboards.
And of course enjoy the Stanley Unwin element
Got this album
"Lazy Sunday" is very much rooted in the same oh-so-English world as Carry On
A-wouldn't it be nice to get on with me neighbors?
But they make it very clear they've got no room for ravers
They stop me from groovin', they bang on me wall (what's going on in there?)
They doing me crust in, it's no good at all, ah
Lazy Sunday afternoon
I've got no mind to worry
I close my eyes and drift away
Here we all are sittin' in a rainbow
Gorblimey, hello, Mrs. Jones
How's old Bert's lumbago? ("He mustn't grumble")
I'll sing you a song with no words and no tune
(Tweedle-dee bite) to sing in the khazi while you suss out the moon, oh yeah
Lazy Sunday afternoon, ah
I've got no mind to worry, ah
Close my eyes and drift away, ah
A-roo-dee-doo-dee-doo
A-roo-dee-doo-dee-die-day
A-roo-dee-doo-dee-dum
A-roo-dee-doo-dee-doo-dee
There's no one to hear me
There's nothing to say
And no one can stop me from feeling this way, yeah
Lazy Sunday afternoon
I've got no mind to worry
Close my eyes and drift away
Lazy Sunday afternoon
I've got no mind to worry
Close my eyes and drift
Close my mind and drift away
Close my eyes and drift away
You could probably essay an, er, essay that claimed for Ogden's Nut Gone Flake what Greil M claims for The Band, i.e. the ravers (Sixties version of) generation mending the breach with the parent generation....
Which (despite "She's Leaving Home") already started happening on Sgt. Pepper's, to some extent. "Penny Lane", certainly.
Or perhaps simply that for all the trips and the dabbles with Eastern spirituality and all the other Sixties neophiliac adventures breaking loose from tradition.... you still wake up in England, embedded in centuries of history...
Tale "Itchycoo Park"
Spiritually hungering Ronnie Lane got into Sufism by 1968, but he lifted the melody or part of it from a 16th Century hymn, "God Be In My Head" while "the theme to the words" came from "a hotel in Bath or Bristol. There was a magazine in the room with a rambling account of some place in the country and it was about ‘dreaming spires’ and a ‘bridge of sighs’ – there was a write-up on this town – and I just thought they were nice lines.”
Steve Marriott meanwhile said lyrical inspirations come from stinging nettles and an actual park in Ilford:
"Ronnie Lane and I used to go to a park called Itchycoo Park... We used to bunk off school and groove there. We got high, but we didn’t smoke. We just got high from not going to school. Itchycoo Park is the nickname of Little Ilford Park in London. An “Itchycoo” is slang for a flower found in the park called a Stinging Nettle, which can burn the skin if touched.”
"Life is just a bowl of All Bran"
Talk about Englishness - Marriott as the Artful Dodger for the album-of-the-original-stage-musical Oliver! He was in the original stage production playing various boys roles.
Oliver! creator Lionel Bart appears in this delightful Georgia Brown (Nancy in the original stage version - did she share scenes with Marriott?) conceived and presented investigation of the Jewish East End and the question of what makes you a Cockney
Another amazing time travel capsule, a BBC report on Cockney idiom from 1976
Sunday, June 22, 2025
"The First Worldwide Big Beat Newspaper"
No, not a shortlived end o' 90s publication devoted to all things Skinty and Wall of Soundy... at home with Monkey Mafia profiles... Portrait of the Propellerheads as Consumers.... an advice column from Lindy of Hardknox
No, we are talking much, much earlier than that...
Based out of San Francisco
"Big Beat" being a phrase, a concept, a vibe, that harked back to the 1960s
As was the term "beat group", meaning an imposing drum beat rather than "beat" as in poet or beatnik.
The magazine dropped the "big beat" bit from its frontal boasts, perhaps reflecting the shift from beat-y energy to a more "heads" oriented sound, especially in San Francisco, which I would never have thought of as a hotspot for big beats in the Dave Clark Five sense.
It ran for 29 issues and at the end was simply billing itself as This Earth's Leading Music Newspaper.
Before that it claimed, absurdly, to be the World's First Music Newspaper
It was only 40 years behind Melody Maker, which I doubt was the first weekly periodical about music anyway.
"The Voice of Music" my English arse
Yes, there was a certain grandiosity to the World Countdown operation, as with the incorporation of the surname Royal in the title on the front cover - Royal's World Countdown.
If your surname is Royal, does that mean you end up with a "King of All I Survey" complex?
Also - what is with this repeated sales pitch of it being a "souvenir" issue?
Or "collectors edition"
"You will cherish our magazine forever!"
Now I have been obsessively following music for decades, with a particular interest in the history of music magazines, the underground press, and especially the early days of rock criticism - and I'd never heard of this publication until a few days ago.
It's been pulled together as a compendium.
Back to the other Big Beat... I am surprised in that late '90s Boom for Dance, when publications were springing up all over the shop, there wasn't a Big Beat dedicated magazine. Perhaps there didn't need to be since it was well covered in the big three dance monthlies, Mixmag, Muzik and DJ.
I seem to remember that at the absolute peak glut of dance and dance mags, someone tried to launch a dance-dedicated weekly music paper. But then the bubble burst...
Sunday, June 15, 2025
Special Request (Labello pt 2 - the samplige)
Ooh Macka Brown sampling the Pirates Anthem
4 Meg Soundboy with some nifty usage of "Can't turn me away" by Sylvia Striplin
Then there's Smokey Joe with a famous vocal lick
The "Special Request" vocal licks are sampled from Shut Up and Dance's "Rest In Peace" - but where did they get them from?
Those reggae vocal licks from Smokey Joe's "Special Request" et al recur - alongside JVC Force "Strong Island" riffs - in DJ Double G's UKG classic "Special Request"
Ah (bit nuum nummy this) DJ Double G turns out to be DJ Gunshot as in No U Turn, making the same shift as No U Turn becoming Turn U On, but not sticking with the label
Real name Gordon Gummer, a veteran deejay on Don FM and Flex FM
More Smokey Joe
Sunday, June 1, 2025
Posse and crew
Artist name comes from a Queen Latifah album
But who is Princess of the Posse? Answer to come in a minute
Now Labello Blanco did some fun things
Like this unofficial, only-released-on-a-Jungle-Massive-comp Steve Gurley rmx of UK R&B micro-star Princess
And this gorgeous dreamy wistful remix
Labello Blanco - wouldyabelieve I only just twigged it's a play on "white label"!
Labello had a bunch of sub-labels including Urban Gorilla, who did this beauty
Did not realize that Labello was the precursor label to UK Garage stalwart Public Demand (as in Artful Dodger, Steve Gurley, Sticky feat Ms Dynamite etc)
Some serious Nuumy Nuum stuff there, history fans!
There was a 2steppy sublabel called Absolute Corruption
Add that to this long list of Erik Satie "Trois Gymnopedies" rifling tunes
For a second there - in a feat of absolute nuumtinuity - I thought this might be a cover of Goldie's "Kemistry" / "You and Me" - but it seems more inspiration / homage
Labello / Public Demand / etc is-was a tightknit operation clustered around the Low family
Key figure is Jimmy Low, who set up Labello in 1990.
Also known as Macka Brown and MC Kann aka Bug Kann (as in Bug Kann & The Plastic Jam, Labello's most successful act with "Made In Two Minutes") (although Macka's "Go Down Baby" was a big tune too)
But there's also younger brother Dave Low and sister Patti Low
Patti is Princess of the Posse - at least it says that "all tracks created by" her, but "all tracks produced by the Plastic Jam"
Which is Grant Bowden, the key non-family member of the operation.
An interesting distinction - what is the difference between "created" and "produced", in this sort of music?
Nuum nuuumy alert - Bowden became the UKG artist Gass,. Named after the UK garage club I assume.
Back to Princess of the Posse
The other two tracks on the Pun Project EP are solid ruffige with squeakified raggavox
One of Grant Bowden's aliases is Payback, as in "Eastenders' and "Dope"
Huge bass on this tune and nice clangy beat
Monster tectonic rumblizm on this
I'm guessing Bowden's got the lion share of responsibility for the label's early classic "Made In Two Minutes"
1990 and this is almost ambient jungle ahead of schedule - the main lick is a dreamy, chilled version of the 'rave signal' melody-riff
But it also came out as Reel To Reel?
Now is this the same as the Original Bleep version or slightly different?
The famous incarnation of "Made In Two Minutes" is very UKrappy in the Criminal Minds / Genaside II / Rebel MC mode. And presumably that's sister Patti cooing over the top.
And there's raggamuffin bizness at the start (ALLCRU - mouth-mangled it sounds more like ARDKORE) and at points throughout....
Many remixes
Foul Play - a remix by them I missed
And many other versions, including second go's by Gachet and others
And keeping it nuum nuum nuumy here's a coupla UKG remixes from 97
Talking of the UKG era....
It says at Discogss that the younger scion of the Low clan - Dave Low - is "the DJ in Artful Dodger"
But this was achieved in an unusual way
In 2001, Hill and Devereux parted ways due to creative differences and the trademark, name and usage rights of Artful Dodger was purchased by Blessed Records.
Capitalising on the significant live demand for the group, the owner of Blessed Records DJ Dave Low accompanied by MC Alistair adopted the name, in essence creating a cover band. They continue to tour under the name Artful Dodger to this day, performing the music of Hill and Devereux frequently in their sets.
Hill and Devereux reunited in 2017 but were unable to release new music or perform under their own name so formed Original Dodger.
I wonder what the market value of the Artful Dodger brand was in 2001-ish?
They had had a run of Top 10 singles - five of them - and two of those were #2 smashes.
And they must have done a million remixes.
But as a performance outfit... how much would someone pay them for that, as the UKG-goes-pop bubble bursts?
As for Princess of the Posse, it says at Discogs that Patti Low is a
"session singer from Essex, England based in Marbella, Spain.
Now works as a vocal coach and songwriter and performs in an ABBA tribute act."
So both of them ended up in nostalgia acts....
A snippet on Labello at 18.30 in this doc