Saturday, August 9, 2025

Love Island as Outpost of the Nuum

Another series of Love Island  reaches its finale - and finally it's time to unfurl my "Love Island as Mainstream Outpost of the Hardcore Continuum" thesis. 

For starters, there is the theme tune.



An instrumental that lies somewhere between UKG and Deep Tech - it sounds a bit like if an Eski-era grime producer decided to make a house track. 

Then there's some of the musical guests on the show, who have either been pure Nuum - Craig David - or Nuum-adjacent (Katy B, Tinie Tempah). 









The guests chosen often seem to come from around that 2010-2011 moment - which must be when the typical contestant on the show would have been 9 or 10. Perhaps there's a sort of nostalgia appeal for the contestants, a flashback to watching Channel U or listening to your older brother or sister's music. Although quite a few of these artists would have been on the Top of the Pops

And then there is the fact that Chris & Kem, from the third season of  Love Island, revealed an ability to rap in the Talent Show episode of that 2017 season. 

This resulted in their recording a not-bad-at-all grime-ish single that incorporates Love Island-slang and which reached #15 in the charts. 


"Little Bit Leave It"  came out on Relentless, the UK garage label. Nuumtastic!





Stormzy also made a non-musical appearance in the 2017 season, with a video clip apologizing for a tweet about one of the prominent female contestants. He also gave tips to Kem & Chris about their MC-ing technique: "I can give you advice about the raps - you can't use the phones".

Certain contestants over the years have actually been performers in "urban"  bands as singers or backing dancers (e.g. Cach, from the winning couple this year). 

Well, Marcel - who's been in it twice, through being in an All Stars season - was in Blazin' Squad, a British rap group who scored a bunch of hits. They started out as a garage rap group: their debut release "Standard Flow" came with remixes from DND and Ras Kwarme and Horsepower, on the label Weighty Plates.  You can't get much more Nuum Nuum Nuummy than that. 





And how about this with rrrrrrrginal junglists Origin Unknown?



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

How about that season finale then? 

They should really have bent the rules and allowed two girls to count as a couple, given that Toni and Shakira were clearly the stars of the season and theirs is the true love story here. 
















Toni has the best tone and cadence since Liza Minelli.










In another era, some impresario would have spotted Shakira's incandescence and whisked her off to Elstree - or more likely, given her gumption, she'd have made her own way to Hollywood, like Cary Grant and other Brits did did. There she'd have been screen-tested and put through the studio system finishing school (what a shame though for elocution to override that delicious accent) and emerged as a star. 


If she can half-way act, it could still happen. 

More likely, in this day and age, she'll be famous for being herself, a public personality. 

With any luck, she'll drift from entertainment into politics and sort out all our problems.

Tuesday, July 29, 2025

deep deep inside (Hardrive Continuum)

 


Barbara Tucker diva loop - brilliantly stuttered and ghostified - is taken from what might well be my favorite house track that isn't by Todds Terry or Edwards





sourced deeper 



Friday, July 18, 2025

top ranking two-step

 




Lover's jungle!

Yeah yeah I know "Uptown Ranking'" is not Lovers 

It's more like Swaggers




Why on earth would you wanna dirge this out?  What a silly man he is



Thursday, July 10, 2025

The True Oasis (Hertscore Continuum)


Unfortunately they are the Shed Seven of ambient jungle, but below is something of a classic



Oaysis - from St Albans!

Part of the Hertscore Continuum!


Outposts in Stevenage, Hertford itself, Hitchin ... 

Labels like Moving Shadow, Candidate and PM Records....  

Photek, Source Direct... 

Omni Trio obviously

2 Bad Mice / Kaotic Chemistry....

Gappa G and Hypa Hypa, from Luton


Who played on a pirate called Perception FM, out of Luton / Hitchin area

As did DJ Concrete 


And to my surprise there were other pirate radio stations in Hertfordshire


Via RollDaBeats forum, ancient post


Mad FM

freq: 90.6

area: Hertfordshire

broadcast out of Hertford town centre

known years running: 1990/1-1993

basic style genre: Oldskool

known dj's: 2 Stoned crew (2 bad mice in disguise), dj lucky, dj active, dj duffy

 


Frequency FM

freq: 101.4fm

area: Hertfordshire

known years running: 1991-1993

basic style genre: Oldskool

known dj's: DJ Legacy (myself), DJ Twist, DJ Nitemare, DJ Donny P, DJ Shiva

Got bust when the aerial got blown down in high winds.


(and this one, shrouded a bit in non-knowledge)


Unknown FM

freq: 108.0 fm

area: Hertfordshire (not 100% though)

known years running : no idea

basic style genre: no idea

known dj's: no idea



And what do you know, just this morning Droid alerts me to this release by Justice and Metro, a mini-LP  titled PRESSURE 101.5 FM-Luton Pirate Memories






















It's actually from a few years ago and is woven out of old pirate adverts and jingles - info about long-lost record shops and club nights in the Luton and Dunstable area.

"J and M takes us on a journey back to the 90's and compile Pirate radio adverts from their local station Pressure FM. The flip is a track inspired by the sounds being broadcast around the rave era."

Hark at the well spoken voices in the adverts...  big up the bourgeoisie! big shout going out to the  middle class massive!

"Right of admission is reserved - and this is a drug-free zone" - yeah pull the other one, luv!


1. Pressure EZ 03:41

2. 101.5 Skit 01:04

3. Last track from me..... 00:32

4. Soul Sense 00:26

5. Mad Dog Birthday Rave 00:49

6. Soundz Wicked 00:37

7. Gatsby's Hair Dressing 00:32

8. Pressure Zone 00:43

9. Ozone 2 01:15

10. 33 studio 00:38


https://modernurbanjazz.bandcamp.com/album/pressure-1015-fm-luton-pirate-memories