Saturday, August 23, 2025

MAXIMUM BOOST (MADE IN LONDON)











"Marble Mix"?





 


















"Woking Cru"

Initially read "Mc BRISK" as McBrisk -  as in a Scottish name, rather than MC Brisk as in an MC








Sunday, August 17, 2025

plenty more fish in the sea for meeeeeeee

 


Sourced in "It's Over" by The Funk Master - main sample is at 1.56 - "not a little girl anymore / used to be the one I adore / but there's plenty more fish in the sea / for meee".



Also used is  "too many times you made the plunder by tellin' me / You'll be with me"

Amazing how Chris Mack turns that "be with me" into this sensually sinister loop... 

Vocal science! Vocal sorcery! 

The mood and feel of the original is completely transformed

The track's slinky-and-twitchy production is incredible: a sort of sublime fussiness, a palsied panache.
Those dramatic slashes of.... strings? .... are like intensifications of the way staccato strings are used in Chic to slice across the soundscape. 

It's avant-pop where the avant and the pop are equally strong

Flipside also fabulous 



What do you know, the Funk Master tune was actually a Top Ten hit in the UK


Chris Macfarlane, true hardcore hero and Exhibit A in the Case for Nuumological Continuumity 

A playlist I made of his entire uuurrrvvvv (near as dammit anyway - 164 tunes + remixes) running through hardcore, jungle, UKG, 2step 

Wonder what he's doing now...

Saturday, August 9, 2025

Love Island as Outpost of the Nuum

Another series of Love Island  reaches its finale - and finally it's time to unfurl my "Love Island as Mainstream Outpost of the Hardcore Continuum" thesis. 

For starters, there is the theme tune.



An instrumental that lies somewhere between UKG and Deep Tech - it sounds a bit like if an Eski-era grime producer decided to make a house track. 

Then there's some of the musical guests on the show, who have either been pure Nuum - Craig David - or Nuum-adjacent (Katy B, Tinie Tempah). 









The guests chosen often seem to come from around that 2010-2011 moment - which must be when the typical contestant on the show would have been 9 or 10. Perhaps there's a sort of nostalgia appeal for the contestants, a flashback to watching Channel U or listening to your older brother or sister's music. Although quite a few of these artists would have been on the Top of the Pops

And then there is the fact that Chris & Kem, from the third season of  Love Island, revealed an ability to rap in the Talent Show episode of that 2017 season. 

This resulted in their recording a not-bad-at-all grime-ish single that incorporates Love Island-slang and which reached #15 in the charts. 


"Little Bit Leave It"  came out on Relentless, the UK garage label. Nuumtastic!





Stormzy also made a non-musical appearance in the 2017 season, with a video clip apologizing for a tweet about one of the prominent female contestants. He also gave tips to Kem & Chris about their MC-ing technique: "I can give you advice about the raps - you can't use the phones".

Certain contestants over the years have actually been performers in "urban"  bands as singers or backing dancers (e.g. Cach, from the winning couple this year). 

Well, Marcel - who's been in it twice, through being in an All Stars season - was in Blazin' Squad, a British rap group who scored a bunch of hits. They started out as a garage rap group: their debut release "Standard Flow" came with remixes from DND and Ras Kwarme and Horsepower, on the label Weighty Plates.  You can't get much more Nuum Nuum Nuummy than that. 





And how about this with rrrrrrrginal junglists Origin Unknown?



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

How about that season finale then? 

They should really have bent the rules and allowed two girls to count as a couple, given that Toni and Shakira were clearly the stars of the season and theirs is the true love story here. 
















Toni has the best tone and cadence since Liza Minelli.










In another era, some impresario would have spotted Shakira's incandescence and whisked her off to Elstree - or more likely, given her gumption, she'd have made her own way to Hollywood, like Cary Grant and other Brits did did. There she'd have been screen-tested and put through the studio system finishing school (what a shame though for elocution to override that delicious accent) and emerged as a star. 


If she can half-way act, it could still happen. 

More likely, in this day and age, she'll be famous for being herself, a public personality. 

With any luck, she'll drift from entertainment into politics and sort out all our problems.

Tuesday, July 29, 2025

deep deep inside (Hardrive Continuum)

 


Barbara Tucker diva loop - brilliantly stuttered and ghostified - is taken from what might well be my favorite house track that isn't by Todds Terry or Edwards





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